Dairy Month Cow Jokes, Audio Clips and Games
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Cow Audio Clips
Here are some fun cow sounds!
To Listen What a Cow With Mad Cow Disease Sounds Like
Here to Listen to a Normal Cow - 19k
here to Listen to a Farmer Song
Here to Listen to what Bugs Bunny Has to Say About Cows
Cow and Farm Games
The Cow Pie Bingo Game
you live in the country, watch your local papers for the chance to play
the Cow Pie Bingo game!
This exciting game is where they take a small field and mark it
with lime into blocks. You can buy a block and so can the other
contestants. They send a cow or bull out into the field and whoever's
block is lucky enough to get the first cow pile, wins! Now that is
flash game - Flying Cow Where You Have to Hit the Bulls Eye
cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and
says, "Moooooo!" "Hey", the other cow replies.... "I was just about to say
the same thing!"
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns
Did you hear about the cow who couldn't give milk?
She was an udder failure.
Did you hear about the other cow who
couldn't give milk?
They called her a milk dud!
You Know Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease...
Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
Your cow takes up painting and wants to wear an earring.
Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow's body.
Your cow demands to be branded with the 'Golden Archs Logo'.
Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.
Your cow insists evaporated milk comes from thirsty cows.
Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at
She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia.
Your cow joins the a motorcycle gang because, hey, it already has
a cool leather jacket.
Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position
chanting "MOO" backwards.
Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started
feeding it Hershey bars.
Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"!
Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.
Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose.
You find your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.
Your cow keeps wanting to chew other cows cuds.
Your cow believes it could really jump over the moon like in
the nursery rhyme if it had a really good run at it.